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Posted by on Mar 3, 2007 in Uncategorized | 1 comment

The Shoeboxed.com Revolution

The nation is in need of shoeboxed.com.

It’s a simple idea that will change the way people lead their everyday lives.

Months ago, we tossed around some promising college-inspired ideas in our quest for the new Big Thing, and nothing was ruled out; we pondered delivering newspapers to bathroom stalls, engineering boomerang Frisbees, repopularizing ballroom dancing, and bringing text messaging to preschoolers. Ideas were flying. Nay, soaring.

But months later, we’ve focused our energy and put a lot of blood, Red Bull, and IPA into the shoeboxed.com movement. It’s the new and only way of looking at a problem that doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon. The problem has been approached for years in the wrong way and from the wrong standpoint. We’re creative folk. We’re begging to differ. We have the plan.

The concept behind shoeboxed.com is innovative and revolutionary. It’s the new pink, dare we say, the new orange? The new left, the new right, the new down. The question is, are you down? Well, the team at shoeboxed.com is ready and we are hereby announcing the launch of a movement that will one day give people a new sense of security and control.

It’s hard to convey how excited we really are about this idea. It’s like discovering-a-hidden-superpower exciting. It’s like hitting-the-jackpot exciting. It’s like witnessing-a-Macaulay-Culkin-comeback exciting. Okay, maybe not as hard to describe as we thought, but we’re still pumped.

And the launch is just the beginning. From the start, shoeboxed.com will be a practical and logical solution to a fundamental problem. But for all you cool cats who aren’t willing to give shoeboxed.com the time of day–you just wait. Once we get all our features in place, it’s entertaining, it’s fun, and it’s cool. That’s what we are especially excited about—making shoeboxed.com the national pastime. Just try and maintain your social status without us. We dare you. Outside of class, parties, and procrastination, we’re developing the software foundation that will bring you the future capabilities of shoeboxed.com. In the meantime, sign up at shoeboxed.com so that you’ll be the first to know when we launch our phase one beta version.

  • Julian Artope

    ok, mr. mingos this looks nice!
    ich kümmer mich dann mal drum, dass die ganzen deutschen was von euch erfahren, aber ruf mich mal bitte deswegen an!!! ;)